It's time for the GDF to move.
Fuck 'em! You ugly pigs! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Mechazawa!
Mr. Hokuto! What's going on?
He's possessed by an evil spirit!
What do we do, Captain?
I've got a call.
Hello? Daddy?
I'm with some friends now.
We've got to take the last resort.
Hi, I'm the electrician.
Easy now. Let me take a little look.
Found the problem.
It was a kitten.
I'm glad you're feeling better!
Say, how come you got a cat in there?
It happened 7 days ago.
Freddie was taking his evening walk.
His Mum said that they couldn't keep it.
He was taking it back to where he found it.
Then he saw me.
Oh, I see.
Damn Freddie.
So it's Freddie's fault, right?
Hey, I'm a fan of your movies.
Really? I'm most flattered!
Dear Mother.
0ften problems arise from such trivial causes.
But now everything's going great.
I mean, look at our leader!
He's so happy!
Please stop hanging out with them.
Are you listening?
After years of protecting the earth, I've an announcement to make.
I'm retiring as Captain.
Whaaaaaat!?
What?
Kamiyama. You lead the GDF!
But, I don't think I'd ever be able to handle such responsibility.
I'm sure you can do it just fine!
From now on, I'll have to support the force from a distance.
So long!
How come he gets to leave?
I always knew this day would come.
But, is everyone happy with me?
Captain Kamiyama!
Salute!
Captain. What shall we do today?
Well, the GDF really has only one mission.
To protect against alien intruders!
Do you think any aliens are likely to show up today?
Silly Hayashida, use your brain. We're going to summon them.
You're a genius!
Now I want you to meet our new recruit.
The strongest student at Cromartie, Monsieur Masque d'Takenouchi.
Ca va.
Applause!
Ventra, ventra, space people. Ventra, ventra, dear friends.
It's gone! Incredible!
Do you think some aliens really will come?
I hope a UFO does come. Don't you wanna see real aliens?
They're here!
They've come for real! I can't believe it!
A space ship has come!
Let's get outta here!
What's that?
Hey, Kamiyama! What's going on?
We've summoned them.
What?
We got expelled from Planet E.
So we'll be bitter for all eternity.
While traveling through outer space,
We happened to spot the earth.
Let's go and conquer them.
It's time to attack, Lla.
Whooooa!
I'm a scientist.
Gori, the space ape!
Stupid earthlings! You're probably scared as hell!
Give us a break. More gorillas?
'Gori' and 'Lla'?
We've had enough gorillas.
What?
Let's go.
Didn't they say they were going to conquer the planet?
Take over?
What are you doing, Lla?
They're ruining this beautiful planet.
I'll make you sorry.
How are things going there?
So, you've finished installing it on 98% of them, right?
Don't worry. The remaining 2% won't hurt our plan.
In order to take over this beautiful earth,
we'll need to get rid of the scum. Let's brainwash all high school punks!
We'll have the strongest army!
Yes. The army of Gori-martie High School!
Something's not quite right at school.
Really? I think it's gotten better.
What exactly do you think is wrong?
Well... Lately everyone comes to class on time.
What's wrong with that? They're not late to class because
they're there early to do their training.
That's the point!
Punks who are punctual aren't punks.
Hey? Where's Whoopi?
He said he'll be late. His friend asked him a favor or something.
Cromartie started going weird when Gori & Lla came!
I think they are up to some evil plot.
The punks are punctual. All the better!
I know, but...
that's not the point.
He's right!
Oh, Mechazawa-san.
That's not... the point... at all.
What's wrong?
Somebody! Get me some oil!
Is it a cat? It must be a cat.
Taken over?
Exactly.
Gori and Lla!?
Exactly.
Just as Captain suspected!
The worst case scenario.
Everyone went crazy after wearing that thing.
They'll change our school.
Change? How?
Take it.
I got a free gift.
A 'Make-U-Badder' kit.
Totally geeky.
You got one on already!
How can you be badder just by wearing this thing?
I'm bad!
The stupider you are, the better it works.
A truly evil act.
What do you want to do with a vending machine, Lla?
What do they want?
To rule the earth.
Rule the earth?!
Gentlemen.
Now it is time for the GDF to rise up against evil!
Kamiyama.
I know how you feel, but this time we're out of our league.
Hayashida-san.
Mr. Ato.
Sorry, I've got filming.
Can't say no.
I don't wanna become scrap yet, sorry.
Gotta go.
Sorry...
Maeda-san!
I always knew you'd stay!
Well, this is my house.
Dear Mother.
There have been a lot of obstacles put before me at Cromartie High.
But I don't think I can climb anymore.
By the time you read this letter, I will probably be dead.
But please, don't be sad.
Your son lived by his beliefs, and has no regrets in dying for them.
I enjoyed this morning's tofu.
I loved the sushi in today's lunchbox.
And the sukiyaki last night was delicious.
The miso soup 3 days ago was...
I canceled the movie!
Our school is in trouble, right?
This school belongs to him.
I nearly let my soul go to scrap!
Dear Mother. We're back, and its time to march!
What? A rebel army is coming at us?
I see. There's the 2% we missed.
How nice of them. Here's a chance to show what we've got!
Attention!
A rebel army is coming!
The time has come to show what you are made of!
I'm terribly sorry. Who are you?
No way.
It can't be.
Damn.
It couldn't possibly still be...
... there.
I forgot to put it on.
No wonder it felt windy.
So, what are you going to do?
Hello? Oh, just a sec.
I was really worried about you, sis.
Today? I've this thing I'm stuck in at school.
I won't let you get away with this!
Behold, the horror that Gorimartie High can reap!
Not over just yet! C'mon, my Shaolin soldiers!
They must be controlled by waves emitted from those speakers.
What?
Eat dirt, scumbag!
Damn!
What's with them?
Takenouchi-san!
Welcome back, Real Takenouchi-san!
What's going on?
These gentlemen here
are trying to take over the school!
What the hell have you been up to while I was away?
This can't be!
Now that Real Takenouchi is back, we're home free!
Launch a full-on attack!
Go, go, go!
Leave this one to me. Power Charge!
Mechazawa Beam!!
Stand your ground! Go!
Persistent pricks! Take this!
What!?
Transform!
What? I can't quite hear you!
Beam! Beam! Beam!
Oh, really?
Sorry I'm late! Has it started yet?
"The Hilarious Heart Warming Show - Poohtan"
Hey, Poohtan!
Is it true that snakes come out if you whistle at night-pooh?
Why don't you try-pooh?
What-pooh?
I said try-pooh.
Me-pooh?
If you really want the snakes to come, give it a bit of melody-pooh.
So they can slither-pooh.
Not working-pooh.
Hey, Pooh-tan.
Why don't you do something yourself for a change-pooh?
No thanks-pooh.
You're always so bossy. Try it for once-pooh.
No-pooh.
I get it. You're scared of snakes-pooh.
No I'm not-pooh.
You're scared they might come out-pooh.
No I'm not-pooh.
Then try it-pooh.
I'm not scared-pooh.
Go ahead-pooh.
I can't hear you-pooh.
I'm not scared-pooh.
I can't hear it-pooh.
I told you I'm not scared-pooh!
See-pooh?
It's a cat-pooh.
Not a snake-pooh.
I'm Noboru Yamaguchi, age 16.
Head of Destrade High.
0f course I'm strong.
But I also like my comedy.
Apparently these guys' show is quite popular.
But I don't find them funny.
I mean, I don't get them at all.
Why are these guys so successful?
What is the secret to their popularity?
Hang on. I get it.
It must be the costume.
Wearing costumes has always been a key to success in comedies.
It may be a dirty trick.
But that just means everyone watches it for the costumes,
No one wants to see who is inside.
End of story.
This fits me well.
Maybe we fit it.
They took them off...
I'm done for.
I blew off a few more beams than usual.
Is that all!?
He's incredible!
Lla! The time has come! Charge!
C'mon Ape Face!
There must be some important secret hidden inside.
But, how on earth would I ever get in?
Here it is.
The control panel should be here somewhere.
But...
How does it work?
Which one should I press?
How about this?
What the hell?
This is for missiles.
0K. Try them all!
Here we go!
They're all missiles.
Can't she do anything else?
What?
C'mon!
Take this.
How meaningless this is.
This wasn't my idea of high school life.
Why do things have to turn out like this?
And now that things have turned so bad,
even my firm aspirations to change this school
have been shattered beyond repair.
This is not...
I repeat, this is not...
This is not the way school life should be!
Stop it, please.
Everyone. Stop it, please.
We shouldn't fight, repeating stupid mistakes,
just to waste our precious youth.
I know you are all punks,
but each and every one of you are a high school student!
High school students should act like high school students.
You should live as high school students should.
If things don't change, the arms on the clock of your youth
will remain stationary for all eternity.
'As high school students should'...
It looks like we lost.
Kamiyama! This war game's over.
OK, so how should high school students live?
Exactly. You're being too abstract.
Don't worry!
I'm sure you'll all find the answer.
Just look up at the big blue sky!
What?
Leave this one to me.
Power Char...
Mechazawa must be
a combat robot secretly developed by NASA!
He stopped.
What did you say? There's terrible inference. Hello?
Dear Mother.
We had quite a day, as you know.
But we're back to normal.
As I had hoped from day one,
this school is finally going to change.
All right, that should do it.
Lla, activate the main circuit.
Which are you?
Look. There.
Boss!
We're ready to take off!
What?
Kamiyama, is school supposed to be so boring?
Yes. That's the way school should be.
Let me tell you from a punk's point of view.
It's torture to spend our formative years like this.
Schools really are a place to study. There's no need for it to be fun.
I think it's cool enough.
You can't see what's going on with such tiny holes for eyes.
Leave my eyes out of it!
You got a problem?
Ouch!
Oh!
Something strange about the clock?
Something very strange. Look!
You're right!
See?
Someone fixed it!
At long last!
You guys need fixing...
Takamasa Suga
Mitsuki Koga
Hiroshi Yamamoto
Yoshihiro Takayama
Itsuji Itao
Noboru Kaneko
Sadayoshi Shimane
Takashi Yomo
Masaki Suzumura
Hiroyuki Watanabe
"Resume"
Are you really a high school student?
Yes.
OK, please answer a few questions.
Sure.
Why do you want to work for us?
I've always wanted to wait on customers.
Thank you very much.
No way.
It couldn't possibly still be...
... on.
I forgot to take it off.
No wonder I felt itchy.
"Accepted"
How come?
Directed by Yudai Yamaguchi
So, what's up?
You know what?
I didn't tell anyone, but...
What is it? Shoot.
Actually, I'm
not Takenouchi.
Oh, that?
I knew it already.
What?
I've been good at noticing details, ever since I was little.
Sometimes, I'm the only one to notice things.
That is to say,
I'm too smart.
Oh, I see.
THE END